LoveBotz The Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine - Powerful Adult Toy for Couples & Solo Play - Perfect for Bedroom Fun, BDSM & Spicing Up Your Sex Life

I can't say I'm thrilled with having my name all over the internet alongside this product, but sometimes things just have to be said. I suspect people are too embarrassed to post about this so they end up tossing it in the trash and the cycle just repeats and the vender gets rich.This is garbage.* Terrible vibe options: Who goes through all the effort to make something like this and then gives you two vibe options? Constant, or pulse, that's it. No variety. Sure, you can go faster or slower, but that's it. Back massagers have more variety. My toothbrush has a better chance of getting anybody off. We have cat toys that are more titillating.* Low build quality: The controller feels like junk in your hand. Remember the electric powered plastic cars for kids? Those instill more confidence. This feels like the He-Man sword I bought from K-Mart back in 1989.*External power supply: This sex toy uses a laptop power brick to run it. The bell-end baaaarely squeaks into the saddle hole. (giggedy) When you are jamming it in you feel like you are going to break the flimsy connection on the inside. Oh and why on earth does this have an external power brick? It's a damn ridable sex toy. They can't sneak the power supply into the main unit? This thing is massive. It's like putting the engine to your car on a trailer you have to then tow.*Accessories feel weird: Hard to explain, but they just feel...off-putting. Cheap is the best way to explain it. Ever touch something you immediately wanted to throw away? Sort of like getting a little bit of poo on your hand.*Corded remote: I can buy sex toys all day long under 25$ that are fully wireless. Why does this silly thing have a cheap-ass 1970 coiled phone cord on the controller? It reminds me of the 1986 football phone form Sports Illustrated. GO LONG! At least the football phone was free.*Pleather: The "saddle" has this brown leather-like top on it. It feels like conversing with your uncle about anal. Uncomfortable. Barbie electric cars have nicer seats. Your uncle has nicer seats.Speaking about your uncle and sex, that's how you will feel when trying this out. "something is terribly wrongand you just want it all to end and to get in the shower".Do. Not. Buy. This.I'm running out of hot water. Send help.Works great!Al abrir el empaque notamos que escurría aceite y óxido, vamos a regresarlo por baja calidad.Es una porquería de producto; no tiren su dinero!!!!!!!Great product for the price, and we found it fit or motor bunny just fine. Pretty coolHalf the price of its more expensive competition. Very powerful. You will not be dissatisfied.It is noisy, broke the first time I used it. It shuts off on its own. Wasted 700.00$. I can't get a refundWife love itVery loud. Uncomfortable and turns off all the time.First impressions was good powerful device but broke only after being used twice will try and send back .Wir hatten uns schon lange für den Saddle Deluxe als F**k-Maschine interessiert und dann per Prime für unter 700,- (UVP 1200) bestellt.Dann Kamm der Schock. Das Produkt schaut aus wie ein billiges Duplikat. Das Gehäuse besteht aus einer Art Pappe mit Spachtelmaße und Klebstoff. Der Joystick besteht aus billigstem Kunststoff und erinnert an ein 3€ Kinderspielzeug. Auch die Ansteuerung von Pulsation und Vibrationen funktionieren nicht. Es geht entweder nur schneller oder langsamer. Selbst 50€ wären für dieses Teil noch zu viel...Obwohl es sich bei diesem Artikel um einen Hygieneartikel handelt der eigentlich vom Umtausch ausgeschlossen ist hat Amazon mir nach einem kurzen Telefonat kostenlos einen Ersatz geschickt! Dieser war leider genau so schlecht wie der erste!Amazon hat mir darauf ohne Probleme den vollen Kaufpreis erstattet.Die beiden Gräte durfte ich behalten und entsorgen.Service von Amazon war Super!!! Ich bin froh dieses Teil direkt über Prime gekauft zu haben und nicht von einem Dritten wo die Reklamation sicher schwieriger verlaufen wäre...Wir hatten uns für einen kinderfreien 3 Tagestrip einen LoveBotz ausgeliehen - ... danach waren wir (SIE) sehr angetan davon. Ja der ist laut und man muss eine Decke unterlegen und nicht jede Geschwindigkeit ist immer angenehm. Das muss jeder selber herausfinden. So ist es auch mit dem Aufsatz ... das Teil macht gelegentlich richtig Spass ...The Motorbunny (or compatible ride-on device) is key. This adds variety to the assortment attachments. Kind of like having a full set of clubs in your golf bag; choose the right one for the lay you face. ;-)I don’t often write reviews. But this product was absolutely terrible. The moment my partner and I unboxed it broke immediately. Waste of money, very disappointed. Trust when I say do not buy, I read the previous reviews but gave seller and the product benefit of the doubt. I was wrong. It is absolutely garbage.